Your blob
is alive.

Meet the single smartest cell on Earth. It has 720 sexes, solves mazes, and eats oats. Treat it like a pet (well, sort of).

The Slime Mold Club

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720 Sexes.
One Cell.

It solves mazes It eats oats It has no brain It learns via slime It solves mazes It eats oats It has no brain It learns via slime

Your Guide to the Blob

The single smarter cell on Earth. Not a fungus (well, sort of).

From petri dishes to rolled oats. Start your own lab today.

720 sexes and infinite personalities. Find your perfect match.

Teach your blob to solve mazes or design subway maps.

Agar recipes, sterile techniques, and long-term banking.

The physics, chemistry, and biology of the blob.

Memory, decision making, and bio-computing without a brain.

Join a growing community of amateur scientists and hobbyists obsessed with the smarter cell.

“My blob revived in 24 hours. She is now happily eating oats in my kitchen.”

Amateur Slime Mold Club Member

“I never knew a single cell could solve a maze faster than my robot vacuum.”

Teacher